NamelessMercenary
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Published Items
Prone Be Gone (tm)
A normal shielf, with one addition: when it's equipped, you can't fall prone.
The Two Ring
This ring isn't quite as powerful as the One Ring, but it's pretty close.
Big Daddy Money Money
A gilded warpick that reeks of old coins and broken promises.
Gibbous Undertow
A three-pronged spear that hums beneath a waxing moon, dragging thunder behind every rising stroke.
Fast Jack Breastplate
You're so fast, Jack.
Big Daddy Dummy Dummy
This cloak makes you strong but dumb.
Kriss Kross's Crossbow
No one is sure why, but in addition to being deadly, this krossbow will make you jump, jump.
Whisper of the Quiet Hour
A thief's blade, blackened so it throws no glint. Its owners were remembered for what went missing, never for who took it.
Dagger of the Fugly One
On the plus side, this is a returning dagger +2. On the down side, it makes you a bit more foolish and ugly. Take a -1 to WIS and -1 to DEX when it's equipped.
Balsawood Acid Megalith
How a sword can be this big, and still be light enough to sneak attack and throw, is one of Faerun's greatest mysteries.
Stealthy Flame
Just the blade for when you want to be a sneaky flame blade wielding rogue Druid, but you’re actually neither.
Vlaakith's Smile
Move quickly, silently, and implement the will of Vlaakith.
DawnBringer Ranged Edition
Light condenses into a an arrow when you need it most. Which, frankly, is going to be all the time.
Pitch Perfect
Legend has it that the owner of this pitchfork arrives like a thunder clap.
Winter Harvester
You sense the edge of decay underneath the sharp, cold air that surrounds this sickle. Winter is coming.
Hank's Energy Bow
Hank usually uses the golden radiant energy, but there are other options.
Punchin' Fire Bow
It's made of fire but it makes you angry so you just rush in and punch people. I dunno, I don't make the rules.
Ironic Flail
Somehow, you're better at using a sword when you're holding this flail. Good luck with that.
Flame Giant's Toothpick
Behold the toothpick of Magnusson the Tall, said to have fallen by the wayside when he got into a drinking match with Mergal Fellbottom. Fight fire with fire.
Quick Nick's Reckless Necklace
They say you'er either fast or you're read, and sadly, Nick's dead! But his necklace lives on.
Acid Reign
This Maul is dripping with acid. It's gonna hurt. You should avoid being hit by it. In addition, when wielding this item, you're extraordinarily hard to move. Maybe even impossible. We shall see.